Jackie on waking up in the morning...

When you wake up to a loud and annoying daughter, the first thing you need to do is rollover to that coke mirror. And when the aforementioned daughter wants to give you the third degree (ungrateful), you have one thing to say to quiet that devilspawn..

"I just need a jumpstart"

and when Cindy Walsh sees you taking a bump in the bathroom, don't give a fuck. She'd be tripping on you if you were eating a twizzler just the same.