Thursday, October 30, 2008

Episode Twenty Two Synopsis

Steve gets his ass kicked by a freshman, who knocks out one of his eyes (the eyepatch is a good look for him). Mr. Walsh may take the entire family back to Minnesota and we already know that he can't. The show must go on. Or does it have to?

Maybe Mr. Walsh takes this new position at Accounting Corp or whatever and the six figure salary that comes with it. Then Brandon will never have to sleep with Andrea and have to vomit afterwards or listen to Brenda talking about fucking Dylan and vomiting afterwards; Brenda will never have to meet the other girls that Dylan has been fucking and cry about it; and Kelly will get to fuck Dylan; and Donna will finally be noticed by somebody; and without Brandon's stupid moral compass, Steve will become the total and complete dickhead that we want him to be. Maybe all of this will be over.


But of course Mr. Walsh sees how much his family wants to be in Beverly Hills and decides to give up that huge raise and stay. I love the Going away/ We're Staying party that Nat throws for them at the Peach Pit. Are you gonna cover that bill Mr. Walsh? you jerk. How many seasons are left? Ten or something? Fuck me. Fucking kill me. Fuck.

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