Brandon is rollerblading and catches the eye of a casting director for some shitty t.v. show (not unlike this one). He lands a part as a homo thug (in a flourescent tank top) opposite Lydia Leads, a pig nosed, B-movie smut goddess.
Brenda tries to hide her jealousy behind a bag of Cheetos (that ass is getting BIG!!) and takes over Brandon's job at the Peach Pit for the free french fries. Brandon goes 'Hollywood' and becomes a giant cokehead dick, wearing the green shirt that he promised Brenda she could wear (which makes him a pretty big cokehead dick I guess).
Brenda loses her mind and develops a schizoid personality, becoming a roadhouse diner waitress named Laverne (Customers seem to prefer the stereotypical gum snapping persona over her original drab, bitchy one, as they all decide to dress up like they are in Grease and dance on tables. Hmm.) Fuck. End.
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