Brandon asks out some girl dressed like a nun, who is trying to get into some bigtime prestigious convent (Vassar College) and a hiding a dark secret (a penis). Brenda and Kelly prank call some lame 'wolfman' radio DJ, trying to get MC Hammer tickets (Oh. Were they listening to MC hammer? I cant follow this.)
Brandon takes what seems like a decade to figure out that nun girl is hiding a child, falling for the "he's my kid brother" excuse (the father of the kid left due to boredom, probably). She ditches the awful mongoloidal C.H.U.D. baby with Brandon (and he and Steve bring it out into the middle of woods where they sit around poking at it with it a stick).
Brenda and Kelly decide to stop palling around in bed together and snickering, to take some sky diving lessons (I cant believe this a sublot). Brenda's fear of jumping out of a plane induces some strange WWII flashback and she totally freaks out and pushes Kelly out the hatch before she can get her parachute on. Brenda jumps out of the plane like she is Keanu Reeves in Point Break and grabs Kelly right before she face plants into a mountain, (also saving her from yet another over priced nose job procedure). End.
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