Thursday, October 23, 2008

If Brandon snitches on Steve...

I might break the DVD player. 

As an early Steve hater, I'm warming to his sleezoid style. I would like to address the current male hierarchy of the series.

Dylan - obviously

Steve - though racist, he at least chills in really nice pools and has a great car. 

Jim Walsh - probably had that secretary in Chicago, let's be real. Didn't try to blow up his son on having sex with his girlfriend, which should go without mention if Cindy wasn't such a stick in the mud.

Nat - dude can make a sandwich, frequently puts Brendan in his place, establishing that dominance on him.

Brandon - could be the #2 if he wasn't such a whipping boy. Missed out on Marianne, a couple others, and continues to let Andrea to twist him up. Come on dawg.

David - He's the worst thing to happen to man since condoms, seriously. He redeems himself hard in later seasons but he really starts as the L.A. Clippers of this dude train. 

(Steve Scanlon is not included because he probably never hit puberty) 

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