Thursday, October 23, 2008

Episode 7. Why does Andrea have such a chip on her shoulder?

35 seconds into this episode and I'm already pissed. Why is Andrea so miserable? Seriously. Why? Everything is "THE PAPER!!!" and "I'M FROM OUT-OF-DISTRICT!! DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!? NO, YOU COULDN'T! BECAUSE YOU ARE RICH AND HAVE NO PROBLEMS!!" and all that shit. She gives me hives on my brain. Stop talking.

In other news, the producers replaced Kelly's mom with a new actress. This one looks pretty spot-on for a desperate alcoholic twice-divorcee. Meanwhile, Cindy is back on her old bitch-grind. She hates Kelly's mom for lounging around a pool sporting tastefully sized implants. Sorry, Cindy, not everyone wants to wear those wide-in-the-shoulder floral-print table cloths you rock.

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