Purple T-Shirts and Orange shorts with pleats

Honestly, keeping Andrea and Brandon as far away from each other as possible would make this show better. I get nauseous every time I see them together, it sucks out any soul Brandon has left and Andrea is just terrible. She doesn't even become tolerable until like episode 4. Andrea (pronounced AHHHNDREEEAH) is asking him questions about where his chick is gonna sleep, for real? She's really in his space like that? ugh.

Science nerd Dylan drops some wisdom on Brandon basically saying that you only think a girl is special if she sleeps with you and when that stops, POOF magic is gone. Brandon denies but you can see it in his face. Then David Silver (who?) drops Brandon some knowledge on some "one time at band camp" style story, and has an uncanny vocal similarity to Eddie Furlong circa Terminator 2. 

They continue to belabour this anxiety and finally he gets to see her.... budget. She is considerably more attractive than say ANDREA, but everyone else has her beat. She's got that folksy thing that Americanians (aka racists and slow folk) are into right now and probably is related to Fran Tarkenton. Her jeans are an argument against discount stores and allowing just anyone to wear denim. 

Cindy is about to bust up Brandon's game. Come on. You gonna really do that? Strangely, most of these girls with one off appearances have a real sea monkey thing going on, you put water on them and they come to life - these ladies all come to life after a jacuzzi sesh or quick shower. Step up Minnesota, do it for Hershel Walker!!!