Thursday, October 23, 2008

An Open Letter to a Friend

Dear Minnesota, 

I think I should let you know you are harshing everyone's mellow with your better than you attitude. Really, why are you judging everyone? So what if Betty wants to get drunk on the beach at noon? And that her beach bros are good with it? So what if Kelly wants to dress like a slut? So what if Brenda wants to date a 25 year old? Where were you to stop Steve from wearing that shorts / blazer combo, or really anything he has worn to this point. Dude is a commercial for terrible gear. And you need to step up your game. This is problematic behavior that will probably last for the entire run of this television series if it doesn't stop soon.

Also, stop being a wuss about having sex with girls. So far, Marianne has thrown herself at you (quote: "let's take off all our clothes!"), and now Betty aka Sara (for those of you who DONT party) is tryna get hers. In closing, more sex, less judging. 

Sincerely, 

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