That smug bastard, Steve gets an A on a history test and rubs it Brandon's face. Brenda rehashes her role in Heathers, waltzing around school with Kelly like they own the fucking place. Andrea finally makes the move on Brandon, asking him out on a study date and she promises him that he won't even have to look at her face. Brandon is intrigued by the proposition at fucking a woman that is older than his t.v. mom and he sits in class staring at her like she's the elephant man.
Some old dude keeps hitting on Brandon at the Peach Pit. It turns out that old gay guy is his history teacher and Steve has been using his tight seersucker shorts to distract the teach so that he can cheat on a remedial multiple choice test. Brandon gets jealous (of Steve's A's) and decides to cheat as well, but is caught in the reflection of Andreas stupid granny glasses.
Brenda becomes obsessed with becoming a slut and accidently puts blonde streaks in her hair, (which actually makes her look trashy), but she freaks out anyway and hides herself under a giant Blossom hat.
Brandon has a nice word with Peach Pit Nat and unwittingly encounters the creepy old teacher in the parking lot, who needs help with a flat tire (blowjob) and drops his cheat sheet. Brenda goes for a run (if you've seen how fat this bitch is, you'd know that they probably did it in one take) and Dylan oggles the fuck out of her on his sweet yamaha bike.
Lesson: Brandon finally learns how to get ahead in school, which is to go right up to the teacher and kiss his ass and if it's a gay guy, complement his suit.
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