Episode 4. Man, Brenda's life sucks.

Brenda shows up at the house of her geometry teacher for her first babysitting gig. He's congenial and keeps it professional. This is why Beverley Hills 90210 fails as a television program. Think about how much better this show would be if the teacher answered the door in a leather mask with a pig snout and forces Brenda into his fuck-swing. Much better show. This is stale shit for middle America. Because Nebraska has a bee in its bonnet about healthy sex lives we're all subjected to boring-ass vanilla television with no fuck-swings.