When you are looking forward...

to working / volunteering at the recycling center, your life is toilet, Cindy Walsh. 

Flush

BRENDA

Fuck your stupid hats. Please, stop that shit. 

Why I'm a Dylan Man

Dylan brings it. Every day, every look. He makes girls feel inadequate, let alone other dudes. I'd be shocked if Brandon doesn't have to check to make sure one of his nuts didn't rescind into his lower intestine after a hang sesh with the McKay. 

One instance in this episode sums up everything that is Dylan McKay in a nifty package is his first interaction with Brenda Walsh. Kelly "Smokin Hot" Taylor comes up, sliding over in her own drool, Brenda "bagface" Walsh comes on the rear. Kelly flirts, Dylan reciprocates in a subtle but tasteful way that leaves both girls digging him, shoots Brenda a quick look and vibes her, JUST enough to get Kelly all wild. 

Does Steve have the nutsack or eloquence to pull off such a move? Nah. I like Steve's jock style, but let's be real. He pulls chicks on his status, and that's cool. But Dylan is swatting them away and has time to ponder the finer things in one hour television life, like karma and surfing. and weird science machines that are going to conquer the future (which is where Scott Scanlon has been).

Short People Got No Reason...

1. Brandon gets SMASHED on by some dude with a blonde fro AND a gross chick wearing a tie for being short. "Aren't you a little short?" LOL 

2. Brenda has a nascar dream sequence. Seriously, give me a reason to believe that this wasn't a character assassination for anyone from the midwest. I wanted to change the channel on the dvd

World 2, Walsh family 0. 

Stupid Hats...

won't make you look better Brenda. 

QUICK POLL

More Attractive -  Cindy Walsh or Brenda Walsh

PK - I'll go Cindy because I guarantee she can really work it out on top.

PL - Brenda, definitely. She doesn't have fucking crows feet. Is that too obvious?

RS - Cindy Walsh, she at least looks like a woman, sorta.