Episode 22. Just once for the record.

Maybe I've done the reader a disservice by not making this clear: Brenda is gross. Like literally disgusting. Let's forget her eyes being unlevel. Let's talk about her bad skin, round face, and carny teeth. This woman is the sort that you cross the street to avoid. Her vagina may bite.

Love letter to Brenda

I don't care if one of your eyes is two inches higher than the other. You're beautiful to me

Brenda is looking better. Why you gotta hate Kelly?

Brenda has the glow. She looking good now. Everyone else just fades to the background. I haven't even seen Kelly in like five episodes. Oh and Donna, I think she's standing behing Brandon, wearing a Halloween mask...

Brandon- Brenda - Dylan

Brenda shows up. Brenda flirts with Brandon. Dylan flirts with Brenda. Brenda flirts with Dylan. Brandon gets mad.  

She then alludes to "needing" something while looking at Dylan. Provocative isn't even the word for it. Sexual tension explodes all over the face of the first five minutes of this episode.

Now Jim and Dylan are flirting. Brenda walks in on Dylan showering. Now he asks her if she's into videotape.. W O W

When you are looking forward...

to working / volunteering at the recycling center, your life is toilet, Cindy Walsh. 

Flush

Brenda, c'mon get your shit together

Those fat folds on your arms make me sick.

Brenda and Brandon sitting in a tree...

Brenda & Brandon Incestuous Moment #2 - "Hey, let's open the episode in the shared bathroom, Brenda in her gross fat chick pajama look and brandon with no shirt on, but a sort of provocative gold chain cross necklace. Isn't that what teenage brother and sisters do together? Hang out in their bathroom together, then spy on each others phone calls? That's not incestuous. ITS NATURAL"

Episode 3 Synopsis

Brenda gets really into the theater and she starts wearing a blazer that makes her look like an amateur magician. Kelly becomes the first albino to become the most popular girl at school. Brandon has to blow a dude to get a waiting job.

One of Brenda's friends with an enormous ass stuffed in a pair of jean shorts shoplifts some ugly old lady frock, followed by some ominous music. Mrs. Walsh hangs out with a maid who cant speak english (obviously) and it becomes very poignant, although i dont remember what they were saying at all. Mr Walsh comes home and they fuck. I think.

Brenda gets caught with her klepto friend and Mr. Walsh is very disappointed and decides to banish her to her bedroom closet where Brandon and her talk about how they both feel like migrant workers (the maid that works for them) .

Brandon says fuck everything and Dylan helps him get a job at the Peach Pit, where he is selling coke out of the back of anyway. The Walsh's sit at the dinner table like a bunch of assholes. End.