Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts
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Thursday, October 23, 2008

A brief reprieve

Hardest part of doing the 11 hours we put in?
PK - watching this on a television that reminds me I'm in Albany on a shitty tube television in 2008
PL - marcus the dog all up in my business, my contacts drying up halfway
RS - being uncomfortable, having to GIVE THOUGHT to 90210

Worst character besides Andrea?
PK - Cindy
PL - If Andrea had a daughter
RS - Old Jackie, not the alkie, the ugly one

How drunk would you have to be to KISS (no more, no less) Andrea?
PK - shithammered
PL - through a case of keystone lite, maybe two
RS - drinking cocaine

Suggested Drinking Games for Season of 90210

1. Everytime you see a black person, take a drink.

2. Everytime Brandon and Brenda flirt, take a drink.

3. Everytime someone is wearing a floral print, take a drink. (if you are trying to get drunk, here's your choice)

4. Everytime someone is on a telephone, take a drink. 

5. Everytime David says "Hey (fill in name here)", take a drink.

more to come. last episode was good for me, I dug that we finally took a vacation from the Walsh twins. 

Episode 3 Synopsis

Brenda gets really into the theater and she starts wearing a blazer that makes her look like an amateur magician. Kelly becomes the first albino to become the most popular girl at school. Brandon has to blow a dude to get a waiting job.

One of Brenda's friends with an enormous ass stuffed in a pair of jean shorts shoplifts some ugly old lady frock, followed by some ominous music. Mrs. Walsh hangs out with a maid who cant speak english (obviously) and it becomes very poignant, although i dont remember what they were saying at all. Mr Walsh comes home and they fuck. I think.

Brenda gets caught with her klepto friend and Mr. Walsh is very disappointed and decides to banish her to her bedroom closet where Brandon and her talk about how they both feel like migrant workers (the maid that works for them) .

Brandon says fuck everything and Dylan helps him get a job at the Peach Pit, where he is selling coke out of the back of anyway. The Walsh's sit at the dinner table like a bunch of assholes. End.