Chameleon

David Silver just lost a ton of points in my book. He just intentionally hurt his grandparents feelings - I couldn't even hurt a random old person's feelings if they were pissing on my leg. 

Tuesday telling you she misses her boyfriend, and that you almost look like him, but that he's better looking and taller... welcome to your penance dawg. Don't sweat it, just go listen to your gramps talk about fucking in front of all your new "friends."

Episode 15. David becomes a man.

David is about to get trim from a skanky local in Palm Springs. I realize the 90's were a backwards and conservative time for America, but can we please get sex? Please get some sex here? Please. Anything. I just want to see one of these long-suffering dudes get ANYTHING. Please. I would settle for an HJ, I'm not asking for the world here .

If this townie breaks David off some strange, he wins. Dylan can't get pussy to save his life and Brandon hit it with his psycho ex ONCE.

Cindy.

I can't believe I missed the episode where you cheated on Jim. I didn't even know that scene existed!

I get back, miss all the good stuff and catch Donna rapping. :-(

At least David Silver drops his first rap

"Yo West Beverly this is DJ Dave, 

Now I'm not Vanilla Ice 

but chill out and be brave 

because I rock a microphone for ya over the air 

so you say who's that freshmen

check him out, he's aware. "

SIGN THIS DUDE EARLY 90's FASCINATION WITH WHITE RAPPERS

Suggested Drinking Games for Season of 90210

1. Everytime you see a black person, take a drink.

2. Everytime Brandon and Brenda flirt, take a drink.

3. Everytime someone is wearing a floral print, take a drink. (if you are trying to get drunk, here's your choice)

4. Everytime someone is on a telephone, take a drink. 

5. Everytime David says "Hey (fill in name here)", take a drink.

more to come. last episode was good for me, I dug that we finally took a vacation from the Walsh twins. 

Episode 1. more thoughts.

There's a cameo from The Revolting Blob of Billy Madison fame in this episode. That's a plus.

Steve Sanders is easily the coolest dude at West Beverly and his bright red superhero jacket really illustrates that in this episode. He's cool and he knows it.

Brandon's interest in student journalism is established early. "I wanna write for the paper."

Andrea really sucks. She seems to hate men, but secretly wants that d because she sends Brandon through the ringer over some dumb shit but ends with a really sultry "good to meet you."

Some good jocks v. nerds drama here. David Silver and his boyfriend Scott are brutalized by dudes wearing varsity jackets. Very original conflict here.