Short People Got No Reason...

1. Brandon gets SMASHED on by some dude with a blonde fro AND a gross chick wearing a tie for being short. "Aren't you a little short?" LOL 

2. Brenda has a nascar dream sequence. Seriously, give me a reason to believe that this wasn't a character assassination for anyone from the midwest. I wanted to change the channel on the dvd

World 2, Walsh family 0. 

Soundtrack

Haven't really talked about the soundtrack - generally mild alt rock, like less edgy that gin blossoms or toad the wet sprocket type stuff is the default. But this episode we've been treated to some craptacular shit punk sounds. My gut feeling was that it sounds like MxPx demo tracks or something. It's gross. 

Sidenote: Cheryl, Brandon's gf, is currently being macked by (who else) Dylan. She is very AW,SHUCKS... and it almost seems like they overdubbed extra midwest flavor (flay-vor) to emphasize her steez. Dylan is about to steal her. He's so close. You are swimming with sharks Brandon, and you keep chumming. Check your face.

Tell me a little bit about Beverly Hills

Everyone has a maid - the difference between rich and poor in Beverly Hills is that rich people maids dress like maids and poor people (read: The Walsh's) maids wear crappy clothes.

It's acceptable to wear floral print everything and or blu-niforms ( Brenda loves a blu-niform). 

No one has attentive parents and everyone hates themselves for it. The richer (read: cooler) you are, the less parents you have. 

Poor people think stealing is wrong, and rich people think stealing is just buying things without giving the stores money. You decide who is right, and then shove your morals up your poor ass. 

McKay Moment #2 - Dylan eats at the restaurant that Brandon is doing an "undercover" on, that employs immigrants and pays them less than minimum wage. He doesn't care, he's just hungry. Can't a man eat?