Jackie's Back in Town...

And finally we get a Kelly episode. Jackie debuts in a gold bikini... and then really stars in a nice leather mini, looking like she just got either A) grouped or B) stuck up in some gangbanger crackhead shit. Kelly's weird self image issues start to make sense as her relationship with her mother is pretty wacked out. 

File under "This will be weird later" - David Silver filming his future step sister walking through the halls all stalker like... "There's something about her hair that just makes me want to go up and sniff it!" 

Letter to Brenda Walsh, NASCAR enthusiast

Hey why can't a woman drive a car real fast; have the feeling of ten tons of horse power between your legs. Go for it Brenda! You follow that dream of being the first woman to drive in NASCAR ever. Wait? There already are female drivers? Fuck it. Why dont you get rid of that dumpy sweater and maybe Dylan will let you blow him.

Episode II: Return of Scott Scanlon

This episode was nice, especially after the 90 minute douchepill that was the pilot. Everyone is more likeable (including Steve!) and it feels better rounded, everyone more comfortable in their roles. Dylan adds to the episode but he as a complex character is confusing. He's a typical deep surfer type who misses his mommy and daddy. WAH. 

Best McKay Moment #1 - Dylan busts out fluent French while calling his parents. 

Best Incestuous Brenda/Brandon Moment #1 - They close the episode embracing and doing some bullshit down the hallway. If I ever went to school with a sibling, I'd do my best not to even look them in the eye, let alone associate. Sorry sister, but I know you'd have it no other way.

SCOTT SCANLON UPDATE

- still hates jocks

- has narrowly recovered his Lakers hat (with his name embroidered on it) from S.Sanders corvette 

- has worn L.A. Lakers gear at every possible turn. I feel like I'm going to see a Michael Cooper jersey pretty soon

- has already established himself as a Milhouse to David Silver's Bart: Though involved in multiple Steve/David convo's, David does NOT introduce him, nor does Steve acknowledge his presence. He just stands there, oggling them both, in some sort of Uatu meets Paul Pfeifer zone. 

next episode...