Episode 19. Matthew Perry loves fast cars.

Ok, Donna is going through some shit and I ask everyone for their understanding during this hard time.

She did really shitty on her SAT's. 300 math, 300 verbal. She's concerned she'll be a loser. Unable to find a job. Destitute. Living in a motel. Sucking cocks for grocery money.

Well, she's right. She will be a loser. She will suck cocks. Listen, I got a 1050 on my SAT's and I've barely crawled above true poverty. So the way I see it, a 600 lands you in the baboon cage at the local zoo.

Everyone be supportive.

You can't handle THIS brandon walsh

Brandon is drunk and hilarious, as he slips the Zuck some tongue - she claims to have attended an "excellent" play - psh yeah right, what are you, a THOUSAND YEARS OLD? Drunk driving seems pretty glamorous and BOOM - Brandon t-bones some truck. 

What's less fun than drunk driving? How about a little wife swapping in palms springs! Jim seems into it but Cindy shoots it down. So far this episode has had frisky parents, drunk sex with Kelly and Steve, Brandon gets drunk for the first time, Brenda looks disgusting, aforementioned failed wife swap, (sober) Kelly shuts down Steve, Brandon gets drunk again and goes for the true joyride, house is trashed,  Jim and Cindy are disappointed. 

Have they ever thought that they are just terrible parents? The blame finger is pushed in everyone's face except their own, and this is the 3020495847 example so far. 

Also, why are they so surprised Brandon has decided drinking is cool? He is an American male age 14+ . So he got bummed the first time he got trashed and said drinking is wack, and now that he can get some tail and unwind from kicking back a drink you think he's NOT going to? cmonnnnnnn

ps 2/3 grown men doing this don't drink so take that American value systems