Poll: Worse - Brenda Walsh or Andrea Zuckerman

Worse- Brenda or Andrea, on all levels? 

Maybe a harder question than it appears, because we have unanimously decided Brenda-centric episodes are eye-stabbing, fuck fuck fuck, intolerable shit. 

So...

Patrick: End of the day who's worse? I'm gonna go with Brenda. Her personality is so grating, combined with her deformed head, and its close, if we were in Vegas this would be called a pick-em, but I gotta go Brenda.

Leonard: My brain is like Jello. I'm gonna have to go with Andrea, she's a fucking reptile. And with Brenda, if she's wearing sun glasses to hide that droopy eye of hers she's ok. I can look at her. Andrea is gross.

Bob: I'm gonna go with Brenda - her stumpy personality bores me on a level not even reconizable to common man. Andrea sucks, but she had 1 dream sequence - Brenda had 4. 

Episode 22. That was close.

Well, the Walsh family stays in Beverly and all is well in the world. Jim realized that making more money doesn't matter if the woman you have to come home to is gross.

Dylan/Brenda pregnancy scare already? Cliffhanger. I'm going to make a prediction here. They have the baby and feed it to that basement-ghoul Andrea.

That was a lot of episodes. I changed as a person going through all that. Was it worth it? Maybe. I think so.

1:14 am

We have completed the first season of 90210. Only 274 more to go. 

Andrea didn't have sex with Brandon. Brenda might be preggers. Steve stopped acting like a baby about Brandon moving when it came about that Brandon is not moving. Kelly is on the verge of being a mega-slut. Donna and David are seen dancing together, the magic begins. 

And Scott Scanlon slowly fades to black...

Episode 22. Just once for the record.

Maybe I've done the reader a disservice by not making this clear: Brenda is gross. Like literally disgusting. Let's forget her eyes being unlevel. Let's talk about her bad skin, round face, and carny teeth. This woman is the sort that you cross the street to avoid. Her vagina may bite.

Literally

Andrea asks Brandon to have sex with her. He reacts accordingly...

"I told her I'd have to think about it."

Episode 22. Moving back to the midwest.

Jim gets a promotion that requires the family to move back to that hicktown they crawled out of. The family votes to stay because they've tasted the apple and can't go back to ignorance. But Jim tells them to fuck themselves- they are moving.

Steve sort of ambles out of the closet this episode by revealing how hurt he is by Brandon leaving. Andrea sort of ambles out of her CHUD sewer hole and tries to fuck Brandon on some last-minute desperation shit.

Episode Twenty Two Synopsis

Steve gets his ass kicked by a freshman, who knocks out one of his eyes (the eyepatch is a good look for him). Mr. Walsh may take the entire family back to Minnesota and we already know that he can't. The show must go on. Or does it have to?

Maybe Mr. Walsh takes this new position at Accounting Corp or whatever and the six figure salary that comes with it. Then Brandon will never have to sleep with Andrea and have to vomit afterwards or listen to Brenda talking about fucking Dylan and vomiting afterwards; Brenda will never have to meet the other girls that Dylan has been fucking and cry about it; and Kelly will get to fuck Dylan; and Donna will finally be noticed by somebody; and without Brandon's stupid moral compass, Steve will become the total and complete dickhead that we want him to be. Maybe all of this will be over.


But of course Mr. Walsh sees how much his family wants to be in Beverly Hills and decides to give up that huge raise and stay. I love the Going away/ We're Staying party that Nat throws for them at the Peach Pit. Are you gonna cover that bill Mr. Walsh? you jerk. How many seasons are left? Ten or something? Fuck me. Fucking kill me. Fuck.