Episode 22. That was close.

Well, the Walsh family stays in Beverly and all is well in the world. Jim realized that making more money doesn't matter if the woman you have to come home to is gross.

Dylan/Brenda pregnancy scare already? Cliffhanger. I'm going to make a prediction here. They have the baby and feed it to that basement-ghoul Andrea.

That was a lot of episodes. I changed as a person going through all that. Was it worth it? Maybe. I think so.

Literally

Andrea asks Brandon to have sex with her. He reacts accordingly...

"I told her I'd have to think about it."

Episode 22. Moving back to the midwest.

Jim gets a promotion that requires the family to move back to that hicktown they crawled out of. The family votes to stay because they've tasted the apple and can't go back to ignorance. But Jim tells them to fuck themselves- they are moving.

Steve sort of ambles out of the closet this episode by revealing how hurt he is by Brandon leaving. Andrea sort of ambles out of her CHUD sewer hole and tries to fuck Brandon on some last-minute desperation shit.

I'm missing you like candy

And by candy I mean diet pills. 

Kelly's jerk friend Amanda is addicted to diet pills, but at least by the end of the episode Plumpy McGettinLargeAgain is back on the chocolate covered cookie train. 

I feel as though this episode portrays every relevant female stereotype. Kudos Beverly Hills 90210, way to put those out there to your highly malleable pre-teen and teenage audience. 

At least this episode wasn't boring, but the heaviness was a drain. Where's the oversexualized teenage lifestyle I come to a BH90210 dvd for?