Episode 21. Watching your friend fuck your sister. Not a turn on.

Prom episode. Or "Spring Fling" episode I guess. A classic of the teen genre. This one should be steamy. We've got Dylan bringing Brenda to some bang motel and Steve resentfully hating on Brandon taking Kelly as his date. I need this to pay off. Please God, please. Just give me some satisfaction. I've watched almost 20 hours of this shit. Please, someone get fucked. Please something significant happen. Please. Now or never.

Prom Episode

Andrea goes fembot because she is insecure about wanting to go to the prom with Brandon. When is she going to take a hint - and by hint I mean that time about 6 episodes ago where Brandon straight up says "I'm glad we aren't physically attracted to each other AT ALL and can JUST BE friends forever. I'm talking NEVER NO CHANCE of hooking up EVER EVER." 

And by the way - remember that time you told Kelly how you think she is perfect? Well Kelly's trying to get on Brandon. How about that? 

Remember when you tried to knock boots with Steve?

You won't. 

You also can watch as Andrea's tiny black heart is shattered by Brandon and Kelly's hallway love.

Donna wears a floral print apparel at least 85% of the time. 

Brenda flirts with a fat kid

Brenda talks with some fat kid named Michael who is "interested in her." 

Her skills are a joke, and she gets nailed to the wall by some wack coffee shop performance artists. Meanwhile, Brandon is in commercials set to the Hogan Family theme song. Kelly is throwing herself at Brandon and he isn't picking up on it... and he is blowing it. EW.

Brenda is on a psycho-bitch trot that will not stop from her on out. She chews out her best friend and her brother because she is the worst human being ever. 

Brandon cares enough that he sets up his political office in Brenda's room. I like that move, the Walsh Family should move on, just cut the limb to save the body. 

And back to Brenda... she is listening to some Melissa Etheridge wannabe music at her new pad. As was discussed in the HQ a few minutes ago, the rest of the cast is far more interesting than the two-head port-a-potty of personality that is the Walsh twins.