Go Pitts!

The Dukes are a bunch of spoiled brats. Brandon is a traitor. What side are you on walsh?

WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON.

Episode 16. You've got a good look, Brandon.

A real look inside the Hollywood machine here. Feel like I'm learning something. Brandon is really exposing the dark underbelly of the glitz and glamor.

Oh yeah, his leading lady, who is supposed to be his age, looks 38.

Brandon goes to East L.A.

and they play ethnic music.

W

O

W

I could not afford to live in East LA. Carla gives Brandon a real good hassle, the back and forth judging might mean that Brando finally met his match. 

Brandon: "Wait, who are you talking about, Manuel and Pepe?"

Episode 6. I'm speaking out.

While these other haters have been harping on how ugly, stupid, and annoying Andrea is, I've remained silent. I don't make fun of people with deformities. I think that shit is fucked up.

But this episode is where I draw the line. Brandon got on the good-foot and went in with Steve on quiz cheating shit. He starts going through some conflict of conscience because "cheating is wrong" or some shit. Meanwhile, this stank asshole, Andrea, sees Brandon cheating and gets on him about it. She goes so far to say "you're lucky I don't turn you in."

What the fuck, bitch? Turn me in? If I was Brandon I would suplex Andrea through a wood stove. What kind of sick NARC mentality is that? I want to see Brandon in an oversized "Stop Snitchin" shirt kickbox Andrea off the roof of West Beverly.

Nat teaches Brandon how to make a sandwich

No. Really, he does. 

In this episode, Brenda steals Brandon's car, it runs out of gas, it gets stolen for real ("probably by one of the basketball player who took my spot" - steve sanders) and then Brandon reality checks / Judges his retard sister. Brandon then realizes his true role in life, as a ballboy and tutor. He will take up this role as a college student as well. 

The early episodes really seem jumbled, and they need that oversexed teenage conflict to spice things up. So far, Brenda hasn't even met Dylan, and Kelly's insane sex addiction hasn't been played up. I feel like we are driving through the plains, sure it's beautiful for the first hour but then you realize you've been driving flats for 10 hours... and you're dying for a hill. Or some sort of illicit teacher-student affair.

"I'm not a cowboy, and you're not a gangbanger crackhead" - brandon walsh

"Don't mind those suckers, this is OUR school" - steve sanders 

An Open Letter to a Friend

Dear Minnesota, 

I think I should let you know you are harshing everyone's mellow with your better than you attitude. Really, why are you judging everyone? So what if Betty wants to get drunk on the beach at noon? And that her beach bros are good with it? So what if Kelly wants to dress like a slut? So what if Brenda wants to date a 25 year old? Where were you to stop Steve from wearing that shorts / blazer combo, or really anything he has worn to this point. Dude is a commercial for terrible gear. And you need to step up your game. This is problematic behavior that will probably last for the entire run of this television series if it doesn't stop soon.

Also, stop being a wuss about having sex with girls. So far, Marianne has thrown herself at you (quote: "let's take off all our clothes!"), and now Betty aka Sara (for those of you who DONT party) is tryna get hers. In closing, more sex, less judging. 

Sincerely,