Dirty talk in the 'Pit

Brandon has openly been solicited by a women masquerading as a masseuse for some real risky sex. Not like risque sex, but like - this girl could be diseased, or eat Brandon ALIVE in the sack. She gets so wild in the peach pit that no one in the room laughed, just kind of a "standing at the urinal" vibe - we all looked straight ahead and tried not to check what was going on around us. This is really promising.

Andrea and Brenda's static is awkward. Obviously Brenda doesn't want to be her friend, but Andrea is forcing the issue, either they are enemies or friends. She doesn't understand the optimal human condition - indifferent. Herein lies Andrea's biggest flaw, she can't be just good with these people, she either has to love or hate. Grow the fuck up.  

Episode 4. Recap.

Brenda wants to fuck her teacher but he's been emasculated by his shrew wife and can't motivate himself to fuck a passably-hot high schooler.

Brandon fucks his high school sweetheart who will probably come back to haunt him with a paternity test in a couple seasons.

That nameless girlfriend is addicted to the fast life of LA after living it for 3 hours and tries to shack up with Dylan. Dylan outs himself by turning down that emotionally fragile pussy.

Cindy and Jim still have the least fulfilling lives on planet Earth and are probably an episode away from wife-swapping.