Brandon and Steve coach a little league team. Steve is on some George Steinbrenner shit and Brandon is on some Disney movie bullshit. Regrettably neither of them runs the team like Marge Schott, which I think would've been great for the show and little league baseball in general.
Brenda adopts a dog and fights with her annoying bitch of a father about keeping him.
This is a nothing episode. Everyone in it is raising his or her voice about shit that truly doesn't matter. Why is Brandon so intense about little kids playing baseball? I mean, really, who the fuck cares? And why is Jim being such a cocksucker? I know the show needs conflict, but let's not make the shit a cartoon.
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Episode 18. Breast reduction.
The breast cancer/SAT episode. This is a very important episode.
Andrea is willing to sell her body for a SAT prep course and Brenda might have to get a mastectomy.
Cindy's bedside manner is among the worst I've ever seen. When Brenda is told she will need a biopsy, Cindy responds with "OH MY GOD!" I'd make my mom wait in the car if I had to deal with that shit.
Steve makes a move on Andrea in what was probably considered a really crazy move in the 90's. But with the benefit of hindsight, it makes total sense. Steve is a pure-bred pussy hound. He doesn't need to put time or energy into this sort of thing. He takes whatever falls into his lap. Andrea is laying in your bed memorizing SAT material? Why not? Go for it. 18-wheeler breaks down in front of your house and 200lb driver is willing to trade blowjob for use of your phone? Don't question it, man. Run with it.
Andrea is willing to sell her body for a SAT prep course and Brenda might have to get a mastectomy.
Cindy's bedside manner is among the worst I've ever seen. When Brenda is told she will need a biopsy, Cindy responds with "OH MY GOD!" I'd make my mom wait in the car if I had to deal with that shit.
Steve makes a move on Andrea in what was probably considered a really crazy move in the 90's. But with the benefit of hindsight, it makes total sense. Steve is a pure-bred pussy hound. He doesn't need to put time or energy into this sort of thing. He takes whatever falls into his lap. Andrea is laying in your bed memorizing SAT material? Why not? Go for it. 18-wheeler breaks down in front of your house and 200lb driver is willing to trade blowjob for use of your phone? Don't question it, man. Run with it.
The car thief girls...
should have been regulars on the series. It would have taken an interesting turn had they incorporated these two (one who looks like a hotter kelly, and one who looks like a cholo chick) into the cast at large. There could have been a MUCH better dynamic for everyone, and they could have easily phased out Brenda and Andrea faster.
These girls convince Steve to pay for a speeding ticket, obviously. Cmon Steve. Really?
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Episode 6. Dylan swims in it.
Dylan can't be stopped. Steve can't be stopped. They are both equally potent sexual juggernauts. The difference being: What Steve does is private. He goes long on incidental characters. He sleeps with extras. Really below the radar. Dylan, on the other hand, always has to be fucking the main characters. Does he need attention? Is it a status thing?
Here's why I'm a Steve man: The dude knows himself.
He's an unapologetic, loudmouth, casual racist, who revels in his rich kid status. These are not good qualities to have. However, to be at peace with yourself is the best quality a person can have. And that's Steve. He's living his dharma. He's comfortable in his own skin.
Here's why I'm a Steve man: The dude knows himself.
He's an unapologetic, loudmouth, casual racist, who revels in his rich kid status. These are not good qualities to have. However, to be at peace with yourself is the best quality a person can have. And that's Steve. He's living his dharma. He's comfortable in his own skin.
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