Episode 15. Steve fucks The Crow.

This is a near-perfect episode. It's got swinger grandparents lurking on young people, goth chicks trolling for Izod-dressed cock, and Dylan possibly getting vagina.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PAY OFF. DON'T LET ME DOWN. STEVE YOU BETTER FUCK ONE OF THESE MALL GOTHS, PARTNER, OR WE'RE DONE. I WILL CUT YOU RIGHT OFF, MAN.

This townie girl is my favorite love interest on the show. She's sort of gross, but a convincing girl-looking-to-get-out-of-this-one-horse-town. Like if Britney Murphy in that Eminem movie was dumpy and wore jean shorts above her bellybutton.

I didn't know...

1. special ed kids apply to harvard

2. Brandon doesn't know how to talk on the phone

3. Brenda is so good at winning radio call-in contests

4. 90210 tackled teen parents so early in the series