Why didnt Brandon ever go for Andrea.. oh wait. I know why, she's an ugly snotty uptight bitch. Brandon's hair is the best man. There needs to be more Brenda. David Silver enters and gets his lunchtray knocked to the floor immediately... and i wished i had done it.
Coke party! Brandon has a less than zero moment. Is Steve supposed to be the cool guy at this party? He is pretty wacky. A Hooker tricks Brandon into thinking its her party and he decides not to screw her. Steve Sanders and David meet for the first time, where Steve is so wasted that he mistakes him for some hot chick; brings him back to his place. Everyone jumps in the pool. Contrary to what Patrick thinks, Ian Zeiring is the first person on planet earth to get an acting gig for having the opposite of charisma.
Back at school Brandon realizes that having a bag lunch is like having a limp penis. Clubbing.. Kelly runs into her first black guy and doesn't like it. And Brenda ponders whether she wants to be date raped by the dude who played Rex Manning in Empire Records. Brandon is too puritan to relax with some slut for some filthy hot tub finger banging. Kelly wakes up with full buzz on. Her face is skeletal and gross
The only classes that people take at Beverly Hills High are spanish and some weird science/ slash music class. Oh Donna makes her appearance and she is forgotten already. And Brandon lies about being a virgin and that old bitch Andrea gives him shit because she hates life. Brenda has more gaps in her teeth than i remember.
David and Steve make up over the whole car thing (drunken blowjob) and Brenda goes on some boring date. This shit is getting way too long. Im sick of looking at Andrea already. Her face looks like barf and not the cute kind of sorority girl drunk punch barf, but the disgusting barf outside the bathroom of a local Chile's Restaurant kind of barf (with glasses).
Brandon and Brenda snuggle up and exchange war stories (what we don't see is Brandon's hand going down the back of Brenda's pajamas
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